2025 Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
The 2025 Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half will take place on December 20, 2025, starting at 7:00 AM PST at 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91303. Historical weather patterns for Canoga Park in December suggest cool morning temperatures (mid-40s to low 50s°F) with a moderate chance of light rain. Participants can expect a 90s-themed holiday race featuring costume-friendly festivities, mall-inspired decor, cheer zones, era-specific music, and themed distances. This event is presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races and operates as an unofficial parody of 90s pop culture.
What is the official name of this event?
2025 Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half.
When does this event take place?
December 20, 2025.
What time do the races begin?
All in-person races start at 7:00 AM PST.
Where is the event held?
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91303.
What distances are available for this event?
- →Clueless & Breathless 5K
- →Totally Buggin’ 10K
- →The Alaïa Half Marathon
- →The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)
How much does registration cost?
- →$34.99 for the 5K
- →$34.99 for the 10K
- →$34.99 for the Half Marathon
- →$34.99 for the Virtual Multiverse Mall Dash
When does registration close?
Registration ends December 20, 2025, at 11:59 PM PST.
Is there a virtual participation option?
Yes. The Multiverse Mall Dash allows virtual participation between December 20–22, 2025. Medals are shipped post-event.
What is included with virtual registration?
A medal shipped after the event period.
Are costumes allowed or encouraged?
Costumes are strongly encouraged. Fur-trimmed Santa hats, feather pens, and 90s-inspired attire are suggested.
What type of event atmosphere can participants expect?
A festive 90s holiday theme with mallcore energy, cheer zones, era-specific music, and holiday chaos.
Is this event officially affiliated with any trademarks?
No. This is a fan-made parody inspired by 90s pop culture and is not endorsed by official trademark holders.
What style of event is this?
A Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and nostalgia-focused.
Are there awards or prizes for participants?
The description does not specify awards, but medals are included for all participants (including virtual).
What weather conditions should participants prepare for?
Cool morning temperatures (mid-40s to low 50s°F) and potential light rain. Layered clothing and weather-appropriate gear are advised.
Is hydration provided during the race?
Hydration is implied as important for the Half Marathon ("Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated"), but details about aid stations are not specified.
Can participants switch distances after registering?
The event description does not address distance changes. Contacting organizers directly would be required for this information.